Heidi Olson (above) detailed plans for the conquest of Madison and outlying communities whilst being pied in the face.

David Schnell spoke about "fast love" while consuming inordinate amounts of corn.

Ben Granby ranted and screamed while bleeding from the mouth and then burst into a light rap song.

Matt Anschus spoke with quivering pensivity before letting loose his bladder on the stage.

Finally, Cory Kapczynski did a comparative budget study, first explaining the current student government budget and then ripping off his shirt to show the much improved TFT budget pie graph.