OFFICIAL MASCOT OF THE ORDER

"SCOTT"

Scott is a white male aged 40. He has a swath of brown hair and fiesty eyes with that look of "come hither, and bring your brains."

His pastimes include: drinking coffee, giggling like a girl, rocking back and forth and writing poems about Skippy Peanut Butter. He will incessantly make repeated phonecalls, inquiring as to how one is doing.

He is a size 48 with an ass to match. Sometimes he doesn't wear shoes.

He is single but good with his hands.

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Scott joined with TFT to replace Joe-Joe, Mr. Granby's former body-guard, after Joe-Joe was recommitted and never seen since. Scott has worked with the Order on many occassions, supporting the drinking habits of members Jon Neumann, Grant Farago and Ben Granby. He is an integral part of the organization, without which, none of us would still be alive.

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