The Order of Ten-Fat-Tigers
Welcomes You, Simian.

In the illustrious tradition of the half-shod Situationist International and some drunk Surrealists, The Order of Ten-Fat-Tigers is a political force dedicated to an ideology of deontological constructivist maximal ochlocracy. We are nimietism. We thrive upon the inconsequential and the irrelevant.

POLITICAL GUERILLA ART TERROR CRAP.

We seek the support of the belagured masses for we, The Order of Ten-Fat-Tigers, are the unspoken consciousness of the masses.

We implore you to sing with us, the Song of Roland, and see what surrealist debauchery can do for you as we hunt down the herecies festering in our bosom.

Heliogabalus revisited.

Today's SELECT HIGHLIGHTS of this here site:

TFT's public stunts: NATO's 50TH BIRTHDAY.
TFT's propaganda: WAR ON BURKINO FASO.
TFT's public stunts: HEROIN WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
The TFT's Message/Diatribe Board for Pinkos.

RESOURCES:
Past TFT events.
The Order's Mascot.
TFT News Coverage Archive.

History of TFT

It was the year 27 B.C. and with Octavian's triumphant declaration of an empire, Rome was set to achieve a destiny of unparalleled greatness. For the next 5 centuries, emperors came and went, immersed in their decadent lifestyles. Around 39 A.D., a certain fellow named Caligula got piss ass drunk after a dinner party with some wealthy senators. After babbling about how young and nubile his lovers were, he paused and blurted aloud to his guests, "You're all just a bunch of fat tigers! And your noses are dented in!" After their host passed out in a pile of his own vomit, the ten Senators seized upon their golden opportunity. The Society of the Dented Nose worked many years under Caligula and his successor Claudius. After changing their name to Ten Fat Tigers they held tight reigns over the Roman Empire. The original Ten soon succumb to their painful piles and passed the order on to their children.

So went to course of the Order of Ten Fat Tigers, constantly playing a behind the scenes role in most of Occidental History. Reemerging centuries later and basing themselves in sacred Jerusalem, The TFT took on the name The Knights Templar. But due to their overwhelming efficiency in maintaining benevolent control on all aspects of European society and greatly benefiting the peasantry, the French drove the Knights underground in 1307. As times changed, the TFT took on various adaptive names to enhance their obscurity. History has known of them as the Freemasons, the Copperheads, the Roman Catholic Church, the Black Hundreds, the Shriners, the Viet Minh and the Michigan Department of Health and Social Services.

In 1995, the Order saw the growing plight and despair of the students of the University of Wisconsin-Madison and rushed to their aid. Now in the public eye once again, the Order of Ten Fat Tigers is ready to assist a new group of oppressed peoples in need. From there we will take Broadway by storm.