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The following are sites where you can see for yourself the evils of longhairs. Take extreme caution when viewing these sites as we hold no responsibility for those who are sucked in.

  • Hippyland
    Large site; uses terms such as "inner-selves"; redundant quote: "No group ever related to their fans. like the Dead."
  • CyberHippie
    Chat room for longhairs; we hope you put it to good use.
  • Mr. Rogers Goddam Hippie Neighbors
    Includes preliminary show script; don't worry, it's not very funny.
  • Woodstock '69
    Precicely what you fear.
  • Old Hippie's Groovy Site for Hippies, Groovy People Deadheads, Netheads and Cool Webheads."
    Makes you wonder if Hippie phonics is taught in classrooms; includes startling essay entitled, "How The Hippies Made Cyberspace What It Is."
  • Fruitopia
    Hippies are an easy demographic to market to. Make yourself "feel good" by sending them a package bomb.
  • Peace, Love, Freedom, Happiness
    Allows one to register as a hippie; the "hippie register" makes finding and hunting them down quite a bit easier, otherwise you can read such personal revelations as "I dream of one day going to San Francisco and chilling on Height and Ashburry."
  • Haight Ashbury Archives
    More of what you fear.


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