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The Freemason Effigy Lynching.

Background.

Left and right these days, Catholics everywhere are hunting down and lynching Freemasons. Is it because they are fat and smelly? Is it because they rule the world? Is it because they secrelty worship Baphomet? Is it because all the Irish have already been hung? There may never be an answer to this complex phenomenon - all that is known is that more and more Freemasons end up swaying from oak trees now than ever before. In the past when a Mason was discovered, usually hiding in Solomon's Temple and wallowing in his own crepulence, school children used to be entitled to feast upon the raw flesh of the body just after hanging. But today, unfortunately, there are no more children left.

The Event.

It was the 29th of April, 1998 when true (or at least symbolic) liberation came to Madison, Wisconsin. Eight members of te UW board of regents were hung from tees until dead, for the crime of Freemsonry - as so regarded by the Catholic Church.

The Regents were summarily hung for crimes against humanity as a diligent expression of peasant justice. The trees chosen were along a stretch of Library Mall and drew the atention of passers by, including a large group of school children who cried as they walked past. The police even showed up to voice support for TFT's vigilantism.

For the most part people were very interested in the ongoing - many never having seen an actual Mason, alive or swaying from an oak tree. Others had more negative views: "This is in poor taste," said one woman. Another said it was disturbing. Finally, one african-american fellow stated, "This must be the first time a white man has ever been hung in Wisconin." Obviously he has never visited my basement. The comment of the day came from some prissy fellow and his prudish girlfriend who when offered a flyer refused with, "I think you guys need to get laid." But his dignity was smashed when we retorted with "EVER FUCK A CORPSE?" and then proceeded to rape him.

After a couple speeches by Ben Granby, Invictus and Regional Manager Emily Reigel, the City decided it was time for the bodies to come down. Apparently the City of Madison is dominated by members of the Order of the Rosie Cross and was not too keen about the hanging of their bretheren. After hanging the City officials as well, the bodies were taken down. Not knowing what to do with the corpses, TFT members placed them in a nearby classroom where they remained for almost two weeks under the guise of an art project.

Suckers.

SEE:

A hung effigy. [19k]
Another hung effigy. [33k]
Some other hung effigies. [40k]
One last hung effigy. [31k]
Old women bowing before TFT (they are not yet hung). [26k]
Manager Reigel Preaching (she is well hung). [?k]
Where the bodies ended up (after being hung). [29k]

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