| #:
| COURSE: |
DETAILS: |
| 101 |
Bomb Making
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Learn how to make a revolutionary's arsenal from simple smoke bombs to complicated high-tech pipe bombs. |
| 121 | Skyjacking | This course covers everything you need to know to capture and reroute a TWA airplane to Beirut where you can blow it up. |
| 155 | Basic Tambla | We cover the basics of playing this unique South Asian instrument. |
| 219 | Israeli Killing | Goes over the means of shooting and successfully killing a member of the Israeli Defense Forces, Shin Bet, or the Mossad. |
| 321 | Passport Falsification | Here we teach you the skills necessary to obtain fake passports or falsify new ones so that operatives can get into bars underage. |
| 333 | Prank Phone Calls | Lean the best tips of the trade with the terrorist's most potent weapon against bourgeois society. |
| 401 | Kidnapping | Students will get first hand experience of kidnapping as they are blindfolded and taken to an undisclosed Middle East country. |
| 409 | Revolutionary Taxation | Covers pointing guns in farmers faces and telling them to pay you a tax to further the revolution. |
| 433 | Hippie Bashing | Those stupid hippies will get what's coming to them. |
| 447 | Carburetor Maintenance | Learn the skills that today's top NASCAR racers need to keep them at peak performance. |
| 541 | CIA Manipulation | Find out what it takes to convince the CIA to give you an arsenal of Stinger missiles by warning them of an impending Soviet threat. |
| 551 | Pissing Off Oakies | Here we show you what you need to know to make innumerable people in Oklahoma City very, very mad at you. |
| 625 | Philosophical and Ontological Pandering | We teach you how to conceive an abstract revolutionary theory and watch as an apathetic peasantry becomes more and more alienated from your confusing rhetoric. |
| 695 | Grenade Tossing | This course shows the techniques used to roll grenades into Parisian cafés so you may kill as many art fags as possible. |
| 701 | STASI Support | This advanced course tells you how to allow the East German secret police to control your operations in their fight for World Stalinism. |
| 703 | Embassy Fighting Tactics | Here you learn how to fuck up and be massacred by Peruvian Special Forces while playing soccer in a Japanese Embassy. |